The Wormburner1

Here’s a few philosophical questions to contemplate. If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody to hear it, does it make a noise? If a bear shits in the woods and there is no one to smell it, does it have an odour? If Kryton gets a hole in one at Skidby Lakes 18 th   and you don’t see the ball go in the hole, does it really happen? All to be considered but before we venture into the realms of deep thought, let us consider what has been going on this summer in the world of the aging golfer. Let us start with the Burnley Beau who has finally met the Jimmy Choo of his dreams and appears ensconced in a blissful relationship. The effects of the good life however have come at great expense to the body of this Polish Lord, the disease of Kings   has taken hold, in some of the strangest places.   Too much caviar, port and red meat have caused a swelling where he least wanted it. It has blown his articulatio genu out of all proportion. It’s so big he can’t even pu...