The Wormburner1

As the £1 continued to plummet against the dollar, the travelling Turk returned from lands afar and recommenced battle on the playing  fields of England. A three week sabbatical saw the Judge, get a call up from the Elite and participate in an am-am at Northcliffe Golf Club, Bradford.   Two days later he returns to the home club and is informed by the Metronome that he had won £30. The Judge was cocker hoop, and with an annual return of £200 is comforted in the thought that he will be able to turn his heating on this winter. Either that or he could sit in his Selby motif apparel, bought from his £100 win earlier in the year. It appears prior to his 9 th holiday of the year he had been joined by the Beau, Kryton and Handy as they blew Selby Golf Course apart. Further investigation surrounding his £30 win, revealed that although he had taken part, his back nine was far worse than the front. A   dodgy burger had played havoc with his intestinal tract and he had   str...

  Par 3 Competition Type of course Parkland 15 holes Par 46 Holes 14 x Par 3 1 x Par 4 Played: 07/09/22 Oh, what a night Early September back in twenty two What a very special time for me As I remember, what a night “A par 3 competition”, said the Pro, at our weekly lesson, “It’s a real fun night, see the course from a different perspective and there’s food on afterwards”. Why not I thought. My lessons had been going relatively well, my games as ever, roller coastered like the Mumbo Jumbo at Flamingo Land, but a fun night would be nice. Chatting with the Wednesday Boys over a post-match San Miguel saw myself and Zapata put our names down as did The Burnley Beau and Handy. Three months pass and the day arrives. As I headed towards the club, a 5.30 pm shot gun start with registration from 4.45, weather forecast alerts started to come through. My phone w...